TONIGHT? Season finale of America's Next Top Model, Apprentice: Martha, AND the season premier of Project Runway -- Girls, its a full-on reality evening! (Can you see the big "L" on my forehead? You know what? I don't care!)

Also, we're having a little trouble with Earl. He is constantly mugging poor little plastic Santa (that sits in the little wooden sleigh on the diningroom table) and stealing the plastic bag of toys. We've tried putting the Feliz Navidad singing Cactus in there like a body guard. That seems to work for the most part -- we can hear the singing cactus whenever Earl tries to "be-tack" (in the words of The Boy) Santa. I think we have to talk with Earl about the Christmas spirit.