Not Hornblower! Ewing!

After the party back at her house, Candy doubles over with a labor pain. What does Patrick Ewing do? Walk away -- EVEN THOUGH HE NOTICED! Nice.



So Candy took a cab to the hospital and RAN in! Apparently Patrick Ewing showed up later on his own.



"Um, HELLO! I just had a baby! See?! Could you PLEASE move out of the way??" In-laws. Hmpf.



Oh. Candy. Don't leave the baby there.



That's better. Presenting....HORATIO!



Across the street, Gordon Ramsey and Hubert Keller moved in. In the morning, Hubert was sizing up his roommate like he was taking a movie of him. Awkward.



"I always wanted to be a conductor!"



"Really?? Me too!!!"



Here's the view from the Ramsey-Keller house. Not bad.



They went visiting neighbors. Uh, Hubert? Please step back from the door a bit.



Hubert cried when Jamaica said hello to Gordon first. Whoa! Emotional much?



Gordon started flirting with Elle while Dr. Drew was right there (ALSO talking about being a conductor! What's the deal with that?)! (While Heidi Klum danced with some spiky mohawked dude.)



Now they're dancing together? Hello!?! Dr. Drew???



Elle walked out of the room, and Heidi walked up and awkwardly started playing the guitar. It was a little weird. Gordon was very polite about it.

Bump!

Jamaica threw a little party. I love to see everyone all dressed up! Don't Elle and Jamaica look great?



Entertain us, John Hamm!



Look! It's Carmella! So nice of you to come! (and who's the dude thinking about Jamaica?? John Hamm better keep an eye on him.)



Is that a little baby bump I see? Candy, do you and Patrick Ewing have some news??



Definitely a little bun in that oven!



Check out Heidi Klum and Carmella sizing each other up! Wa ha ha!!



Crazy old TYRA! and crazy new TYRA! in the same place! That bathing suit is inappropriate.



"Candy, may I touch your belly?" "Why yes!"



"Candy, may I listen to your belly?" (Ok, it would be weird if she HEARD anything!!)



"Hey Jamaica, remember chalkboards?"



Candy's got the pregnant walk.



"Emeril, wanna play foozball?" "Why yes!"

Let's check in with our Sims friends...

Let's call this "Candy defying the laws of physics" or "What the?!!?!?" (Where is John Hamm when you need him? Look at those unmade beds!)



Mr. Whiskey is about to scare Patrick Ewing. Nice.



Guess who's calling Candy!! Yes, it's Estee. We don't know where she is, but we know she has a phone!



This was just kind of funny. Mr. Whiskey cleaned the counters until they literally sparkled. While over at the other counter, Candy admire's her sparkly ring!



It doesn't look like these two will ever get along.



Wow, this doesn't look good.



Why is Candy sick??



Here is the stadium where Patrick Ewing and Candy got engaged and married (within minutes!) I think a bunch of the sims work here too.



Here is Mr. Whiskey scaring Jazmine. He's just a pleasure to have around.



Ok, so there are burglars in Sims world -- usually they sneak in and take some stuff and there's nothing you can do about it. So the burglar came in the house and Jazmine totally kicked his butt!!


He RAN out of the house!



This was just weird. Jazmine and Sally Edward decided to go out to a diner. Instead of going in, they hung out BEHIND the diner. Real classy, ladies!



But the funny part was that as they were flirting and getting to know each other, this guy showed up.



And then this lady...



And then this dude...



And then this chick...



And they just stood around awkwardly. It was kind of excellent!

Tag! You're It! and Here Comes The Bride and her grumpy new father-in-law!

Ok, this is a long one -- several days worth. Here goes...

So after the party, it seems that Elle was still a little upset about him chatting on the phone with Estee. He got a piece of her mind! But they made up pretty quickly.




Heidi Klum and Emeril play tag, like, ALL the time! The hilarious thing is that apparently Emeril is afraid of the dark. So he kept running after her outside and then getting scared. You can see them running through the house while Dr. Drew is on the computer (he better not be chatting with Estee!!) and Elle sleeps in the bed on the porch.



So Candy goes to visit her boyfriend, Patrick Ewing, and gets into a fight with his father, Mr. Whiskey.







Here's Jazmine brushing her teeth in the kitchen sink. Weird.



Patrick Ewing broke the dishwasher. Look at Candy's attitude as she watches Mr. Whiskey try to fix it.


So after Patrick Ewing breaks the dishwasher and has a little tantrum about it, Mr. Whiskey fixes it and Jazmine cleans up while Patrick Ewing SWIMS IN THE POOL!



So that was Tuesday. On Wednesday, I sign on and I can't find Jamaica. Then I find her at old TYRA! house! And she's arguing with Tyson Beckford!



He leaves, so Jamaica just chills out and watches TV. Um, THIS ISN'T YOUR HOUSE!



Jamaica and old TYRA! visit, then Nina Garcia comes home (I'm not sure what's going on with her outfit!) There's Mr. Jay and Tyson too.



Now keep in mind, its like 12:30 a.m. (Sims time) - I'm not sure why Jamaica is there and she won't leave. Now she follows old TYRA! upstairs to chat.



Finally old TYRA! says "Its getting late, don't you think you should leave?" WA HA HA HA HA!!!! Jamaica got the "hint" and RAN out!



Candy and Patrick had a date at the sports arena where she proposed to him. Look how happy he is!



Um, real manly, Patrick!



This is their "Private Wedding." Um, ok.



They get home, rush upstairs. Uh, Mr. Whiskey? Could you give them some privacy??



Finally!



Afterglow!



Like 10 seconds later Jazmine and Mr. Whiskey rush in. Look what Mr. Whiskey is thinking!



But Patrick sticks up for his woman!



And as all this is going on crazy Jazmine takes a shower in her clothes!